Ahoy, fellow travelers on the express route to Progert’s Farm World! This will be our first visit to the largest farmer’s market on Earth. Six centuries ago, Worl Lomblershin Progert III terraformed a backwater world and began collecting fruits and vegetables from around the universe for cultivation. Currently, Progert’s Farm World houses 8,000,000 varieties of apple, 67,000 varieties of carrot, 325 varieties of Slart Wart, and at least 875 billion other fruits and vegetables. If you’re inclined, you can join the Progert’s Tasty Club, which features a $1 trillion prize to the first person to try each and every variety of edible food found on Progert’s Farm World. So far, the leader is one Bilgert Habernathy, who claims to have tried 3,756,000,921 items. To be fair, they come from a species that lives for 67,000 years, and they’ve been at it for 61,000. Most experts think they won’t make it. We shall see.While you enjoy the farmer’s market, here are some of the things you can enjoy in this edition of the JFW:The Joygastic Update!Joy Factory ClickablesVHS Blues: Star Wars, True Love, and Endless Feels™A Joy Factory Reading ListFin and DocketsDon't forget your tickets!
The Joy Factory Weekly - Issue #11 (6/29/2021)
The Joy Factory Weekly - Issue #11…
The Joy Factory Weekly - Issue #11 (6/29/2021)
Ahoy, fellow travelers on the express route to Progert’s Farm World! This will be our first visit to the largest farmer’s market on Earth. Six centuries ago, Worl Lomblershin Progert III terraformed a backwater world and began collecting fruits and vegetables from around the universe for cultivation. Currently, Progert’s Farm World houses 8,000,000 varieties of apple, 67,000 varieties of carrot, 325 varieties of Slart Wart, and at least 875 billion other fruits and vegetables. If you’re inclined, you can join the Progert’s Tasty Club, which features a $1 trillion prize to the first person to try each and every variety of edible food found on Progert’s Farm World. So far, the leader is one Bilgert Habernathy, who claims to have tried 3,756,000,921 items. To be fair, they come from a species that lives for 67,000 years, and they’ve been at it for 61,000. Most experts think they won’t make it. We shall see.While you enjoy the farmer’s market, here are some of the things you can enjoy in this edition of the JFW:The Joygastic Update!Joy Factory ClickablesVHS Blues: Star Wars, True Love, and Endless Feels™A Joy Factory Reading ListFin and DocketsDon't forget your tickets!